There are some real asshole bloggers on the internet who consistently say that I am “jobless”. Apparently, according to their pipsqueak minds, they assume that because I have blonde hair and big boobs that I – naturally – must spend my days shopping with my harem of sugar daddies (scuze me while I vomit), and getting manis and pedis while gossiping to my Hollywood ho friends on my phone about “she wore what?!”… “oh my god. Shut up! That’s like so totally seriously like seriously totally cool, ya know?” (meanwhile, every time I hear a girl speak like this I want to slap her).
I’m sure they also assume I own a small rat-like dog which I dress up in frilly designer dog wear, in some sort of confused effort to show the world that I’m superior. And, of course, most of them think that because I look the way I do that obviously I’m shagging NBA and NFL stars on constant rotation, (Oh em gee, I just can’t make up my mind over which type of athlete I like best! Oh the debacle!!!) and ya know, occasionally mix in a few celebrity actors and rockstars… Heck, they may as well throw in a politician or two too. I’m aiming high. (that was sarcastic). I’m sure they think these guys I’m supposedly banging are paying my bills. Yep, between them all, they are floating my mortgages and funding my fancy lifestyle. Cos there’s no way I could possibly be doing it all myself, is there?
Wait, hang on… I’m not giving the bloggers enough credit. Some of them DO think I have a job and support myself… which leads me to my favorite assumption they make, because its so obvious that because I have blond hair and big boobs that I just must be a porn star, right?
In fact, all of these bullshit assumptions they make COULDN’T BE MORE WRONG. To state it more clearly – just writing these cliché words made me want to throw up.
I’m so tired of these stereotypes. I’m a normal girl, with a ton of education, great morals, good manners and simple attitude to life. I work hard. I have earned every ounce of my success the hard way. Not many people can juggle law school with a demanding, international modeling career. I walked on the most prestigious runways in the world on Monday, wrote a paper on the plane on Tuesday, and aced my law exams on Wednesday, and I did it a thousand times over for five years straight. THINK IT’S EASY you dumb fuck bloggers? YOU TRY IT. Oh, and I have an IQ of 169. So fuck you.
All I’m saying is… Don’t I deserve some credit? So what if I wear a short dress every now and then? Who the f cares? Am I supposed to wear a suit or a smock or a moo-moo or a burka just to show the world I am not a stereotypical whore? What on earth is wrong with our society if people can’t get past an appearance, no matter how hard that person has worked for their success?
For those of you who are interested in knowing the real me, take a look at a recent excerpt from my calendar for the last few days (I removed some names just for confidentiality)… Not saying I’m burning the midnight oil working 5 jobs trying to feed my 7 kids… but I’m also not sitting by a pool sipping martinis either.
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